Hello, little one. This is Nanny Nicole and I’m here to help you be the very best baby you can possibly be. I know you’ve been given special instructions to do whatever I tell you do and because you’re such a good little baby, you’re so very eager to learn the lesson I have planned today. But before we go any further, we need to make you’re as deeply relaxed and regressed as you can possibly be …
Come on into Nanny Nicole’s nursery for an intense baby training session where you’ll be humiliated and regressed, dressed and treated just like the silly dumb little baby you secretly long to be and trained to forget all about how to use the potty because that’s for grown ups and you’re simply not big enough anymore.
Its okay though; we’ve got stacks of thick, squishy diapers and if you learn your lesson well enough (and really soak your diaper) you’ll get a gold star to show off. So, don’t you worry sweetheart. Nanny Nicole will take care of everything from playtime to naptime.